8 definitions by A1988
CTFC is an abbreviation for Change The Fucking Channel. Or in other words if you don't like something on TV then don't watch it. This should be directed toward a self righteous asshole who wants something pulled from TV because it offends them.
The Parents Television Council should learn to CTFC
by A1988 March 10, 2011
To know someone in the biblical sense means that you have had sexual intercourse with him or her. It is a reference to the meaning of "know" in the Bible.
Man 1: What do you mean by "know in the biblical sense"?
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.
by A1988 June 11, 2012
A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.
I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
by A1988 January 23, 2011
Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.
by A1988 February 16, 2020
The greatest game video ever. Seriously why are you reading this when you could be playing right now?
by A1988 April 10, 2011
1 An ugly mole on a person's ass that usually has hair growing out of it
2 Mike Huckabee the human equivalent of such a mole
3 A person who claims to be a Christian while largely ignoring the teachings of Jesus.
2 Mike Huckabee the human equivalent of such a mole
3 A person who claims to be a Christian while largely ignoring the teachings of Jesus.
1 My girlfriend has a Huckabee. I'm trying to figure out how to tell her.
2 Huckabee is on the news again. He's espousing conspiracy theories and criticizing unwed mothers
3 That pastor is such a Huckabee
2 Huckabee is on the news again. He's espousing conspiracy theories and criticizing unwed mothers
3 That pastor is such a Huckabee
by A1988 March 4, 2011
Oops... maybe you were looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger
A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Sperminator 2 Judgment Day
by A1988 May 19, 2011