Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

Tip of the Pope's Hat by will bitten September 8, 2017

Larrikin's Hat 

Australian rhyming slang used to describe a male getting so excited over something or someone that he gets an erection, or fat. A larrikin is a likeable rogue while an erect penis resembles a hat, hence the term larrikin's hat.

I couldn't help getting a larrikin's hat every time I looked at it.

Larrikin's Hat by wardswords November 25, 2016

Bobby Shmurda's Hat 

Bobby Shmurda's Hat refers to the grey and blue New York Knicks hat worn by American rapper and recording artist Bobby Shmurda in the music video for his song "Hot N*gga." In the video, Shmurda removes the hat and tosses it over his shoulder and out of the frame. The move inspired a series of memes that joke about what happened to the hat.

Bobby Shmurda: throws his hat

Bobby Shmurda's hat: 😶

Wait! Where did his hat go?

Bobby Shmurda's Hat by andreishawty February 24, 2021

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

And that's on Perry's Hat 

When something is so true and undeniable that it has to be put on something as important as the great hat of Perry the Platypus.

Sophia: Bro this hw is mad wack this teacher is fake af …and that's on Perry's Hat

And that's on Perry's Hat by sophlove193 September 20, 2019

Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

Wetter than a beaver's hat by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick 

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.

Sorry man, I'm staying in tonight -- I'm beat from the Charlie's Angels Hat Trick yesterday.

The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick by MRMNYC December 28, 2016