American university that breeds insecurity, especially with regards to its younger cousin (see: Yale
Guy 1: Dude, all Sam can talk about since he started at Harvard was how much "Yale sucks".
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because they replaced the freshman writing course with "Yale Sucks 101".
If you looked this up, its obviously not on your list of college applications.
Fellow Employee: "So hey where'd you graduate from?"
Bob: (arrogant, slightly pompous tone) Harvard.
Fellow Employee: "Woaah...(awed silence)''
The college that you'll most likely not get into unless you work yourself to death at school.
Nick: Hey, Ed.
Nick: Did you get your letter back from Harvard yet?
Ed: Nope. I'll bet I didn't get in.
Nick: Why not?
Ed: 'Cause my college letter sucked and my SAT scores and GPA could've been a little higher
The school you would have gone to in a second had you been accepted. Frequently ranked best college in the world. Also, unfairly criticized by many for rejecting them. See envy
. Apparently, the (insert your mediocre school) of the east.
I wish I had been accepted to Harvard, but instead, I'll take my anger out at them for my shortcomings.
An old prestigious university located in Cambridge, MA.
Harvard: because not everyone can go to MIT.
One of America’s most prominent Ivy League universities, founded in the 1600s in Cambridge, Massachusettes. Believe it or not, Harvard was originally founded to train men how to become Protestant ministers, but has turned into an institution of atheists, secularists, liberals and new-agers.
Harvard is appropriately located in one of the most liberal areas in the United States, in the most liberal state in the United States. It is not uncommon to enroll in Harvard as a Christian and graduate as an atheist.
1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."
2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.