Red Headed Hartsoe 

noun, (eean heart-so) Someone who is absolutely implorable, and mildly retarded, whom all insults refer to (eg. dick, ass, retard, hoe, jenny the pump, hussy, fuck-tard, deuch bag, deuch nozzle, ect...) Who thinks their, "god's gift to humanity." This person would also claim to have the best, your mom jokes, when really he's a novice at best. This person also has red hair, and a mild lisp. He is also VERY attractive! With a very small penis. He is also very weak and could have the living crap beat out of him at any moment, even if someone so much as sneezed. He also may have the STD ghanna-herpa-siphill-itis.

1) Stop making, your mom jokes they suck... you are acting like an Red Headed Hartsoe.
2) Wow you need to stop or else I'm gonna beat you down, your acting like Red Headed Hartsoe.
3) (female) He looked good, but was actually a Red Headed Hartsoe in the pants. Stay away from that guy.
(female friend) I never would have known!

Red Headed Hartsoe by Steve James Gates October 16, 2008

Caleb Hartsoe 

The gayest male ( I assume ) alive.

You’re sure a Caleb Hartsoe

Caleb Hartsoe by JesusChristOurSavior February 11, 2024

Hartosexual 

A fan of Hannah Hart (creator of My Drunk Kitchen). This term is not gender specific.

"You are such an Hartosexual, and there's nothing wrong with that."
"God, I love MDK. I'm soooo Hartosexual!"

Hartosexual by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012

Hartselle 

1. A city in Alabama that time forgot. 2. Exit 325 on interstate 65 southbound. 3. A dry town that needs to go wet. 4. People get excited over new establishments.

I live in Hartselle. I will never be anything EVER!!!

Hartselle by Ironman316 April 13, 2007

Hartson 

Thug, Animal, Cheat

Likes to elbow opponents in the face, then plead innocent.

Usually caught out but will always escape due to manager making an issue or casting up simialr incidents from up to three years ago.

"Porot kicked us all over the park. That was on TV. Am I making sense?"

Hartson by Craig Levine January 23, 2004

Hartsock 

One who loves himself and his very expensive possessions almost as much as he wishes he could have sex. Also one who is obnoxiously loud and, on occasion, racist.

(!)Warning!! This type of person will often bite leaving you with large bruises(!)

"(Sarcastically)You are superior, not because you are older than me, but because you are Michael!"

"What? Are you calling me a Hartsock?!"

"Runnnn nigger nigger nigger!! Runnn."

Hartsock by WhoisMeesh October 10, 2008

HARTSOCK 

an act of removing a contraceptive during sex, male of female, with the intention of giving your partner "all of your heart"

a male who pretends to use a condom when having sex; will routinely distracting the female, to avoid notice of his unusually small penis, to remove the contraceptive.

the practice of removing a condom unoticed; with the intention of causing a pregnancy so that the female will not leave him

Usually the practice of "Hartsocking" is implimented by the female gender as to induce a baby; ie: keep a nigga baby

Sam punches Julie in the back of the head, distracting her, and quickly removed the condom and began hartsocking the unsuspecting female

HARTSOCK by SHORTS September 25, 2007