Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children

“My dad is mr Hartley”

Mr Hartley by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Hartley 

An outgoing, beautiful, wise young lady who wears her heart on her sleeve. Her laugh is contagious. Her smile is sweet. Her eyes shine. A Hartley makes mistakes, but learns from them. She is a leader, not a follower. Boys practically drool over her beauty; yet she does not know how beautiful she truly is, inside and out. Her sweet/ funny/ caring/ yet sarcastic personality makes her a very likable girl. Any young man would be lucky to have a Hartley. He may not see it, but once he has her... He is never going to want her to leave. Hartleys really are amazing.

Wow, she's perfect. She must be a Hartley.

Hartley by soccer412 October 3, 2011

Hatleysquats

A form of squat created on September 27, 2011 by Ben Hatley. It begins by standing by the Benmobile's front wheel with the feet spread as wide as possible. The wheel is then kicked or turned and then, between turns of the wheel, a plyometric squat is done. That is you jump up in between turns of the wheel. This is very powerful. If you thought doing squats was fun before, wait till you try Hatleysquats - they are awesome! Ben Hatley approved.

Ben: Hey Bryant, come here. How about a round of Hatleysquats? (he kicks the wheel of the Benmobile)

Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.

Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)

Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.

Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.

Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.

Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.

Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?

Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!

Hatleysquats by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2011

hartless

A foreign douchebag who tends to walk nude throughout his house; overall an inbred piece of shit.

Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.

hartless by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013

More Jam Than Hartley's 

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

More Jam Than Hartley's by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009

harleysville 

A town northwest of Philly. One of the nicer spots in Pennsylvania. Harleysville seems to attract some of the more wealthy people in Pennsylvania. Most have big homes and expensive cars. A good percentage of teens in Harleysville are potheads, but stay away from most all other drugs. They are also used to getting whatever they want whenever they want it.

I live in Harleysville.

harleysville by 2312 August 25, 2007

hartley sholom 

A Jew who hates germs

Hartley Sholom he is such a germa phobe

hartley sholom by Assclapituss February 1, 2020