5 definitions by Assclapituss

A Jehovas witness who is diabetic and a little bitch. He has a small penis and plays fortnite everyday, he also loves to take it in the ass moaning so hard he is definitely a bottom. He is very racist/sexist
by Assclapituss May 7, 2020
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It’s like peppa pig except a massive dong replaced her her head
It’s ok Charlie pp pig isn’t real it can’t hurt you
by Assclapituss February 3, 2020
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Shrek looked at you a glimmer in his eye sparkled as he touched you softly

Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*

Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole

Are you ready for me he whispers

Yes please fuck me Shrek

With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you

*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good

Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep

THE END
by Assclapituss February 4, 2020
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