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harrypotterology 

Harry Potter related trivia, that some people seem to know, and others don't. Usually stuff that isn't essential to the understanding of the story.
Hey man, what does Ron Weasley's mother's cousin do for fun?

I don't know. I'm not up on my harrypotterology

Harry Pooter 

A porn version of Harry Potter.
Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
Harry Pooter by BQ/BC August 29, 2009

HARRYPOTTERLESS

The inability to attend the midnight showing of the final harry potter movie.
OMG! I WAS HARRYPOTTERLESS ON JULY 14!!
HARRYPOTTERLESS by Wwehtpoahge July 13, 2011

harrypottering

To wait in line for hours, most usually costumed, to receive an early release of some sexed up book/video game/movie, or other medium for geekgasming.
I just went harrypottering to be the first to get Eclipse! I want to donkeypunch Edward Cullen I love him so much!
harrypottering by Dr Ebay October 16, 2008

Harrypottersexsual 

Someone who is completely in love with Harry Potter and wished he’d marry them
Boy: wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: NO, I’m harrypottersexsual

Harrypottersexual 

This means you are deeply attractive to Harry Potter character.
Someone:Hey why don’t you date anyone?
Me:oh I’m harrypottersexual.
Harrypottersexual by anonymous December 29, 2020