fecal harrassment 

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.

"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

fecal harrassment by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

Harrelson 

(Woody) Harrelson is a common phrase to refer to the male erection. It is used in place of Woody like the actor.

"I saw Tiffany's boob and got a Harrelson."

"Hey Steve, your Harrelson is showing."

Harrelson by A-A-Ron31 May 10, 2018

Horressed 

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought

Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.

Horressed by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019

ground harness 

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

ground harness by @heavily_sinful May 3, 2018

harless 

Fuckin rad

Harless people are fuckin rad

harless by Ayeeeesun62 December 20, 2016

harresh

A unique person who has a heart sweeter than honey but a mind that knows how to destroy you with words.

I wish I was a Harresh in this situation.

harresh by basic indian July 20, 2017

Sexual Harrasshole 

A creepy and uncannily aggressive specimen, often male, who consistently mistakes his "disgusting hands, lack of tact and disrespectful jokes" for "charm". Additionally, he doesn't EVER get the hint to go away.

"Hey, let's go into that bar, it's like 5 shots for 5 bucks!"

"No way, that place is crawling with sexual harassholes. Margaret had to physically peel this greasy guys claws off of her last week, and then he got mad at HER! Total sexual harrasshole."
"Seriously"

Sexual Harrasshole by alexpardee March 28, 2010