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1.
To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.
"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday
by tee mag February 15, 2010
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