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Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men gay and gay women straight just by looking at him.
Steve: “I’m going to marry Chris Hemsworth!l

Jim: “But you’re straight!”

Steve: “Not any more.”
Chris Hemsworth by cloudstorm November 25, 2017

Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome that he can make women pregnant by simply taking his shirt off.
Chris Hemsworth: smiles

Everyone woman on the planet: Holy shit my ovaries

Chris Hemsworth

Sexy ass actor who is so hot a straight man turns gay and a gay lady turns straight.
Guy: Have you seen Chris Hemsworth
Girl: He is soo hot
Chris Hemsworth by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Hemsworth 

A 2 pint glass available in only the very finest of drinking establishments. The very best vessel from which one can consume their alcoholic beverage.

Named for the great man, Thor himself, as the only person big enough to make the glass looked normal sized.
"God, after the day I've had at work I definitely need a Hemsworth!"

"Mate, I got absolutely rekt last night - I was on the Hemmies"
Hemsworth by Titan Tim May 30, 2015

chris hemsworth

chris hemsworth by heckyabroski October 20, 2019

Chris Hemsworth

A handsome, charming, hunky and a hardworking actor. He's from Australia and the middle child (and the most successful) of the three Hemsworth brothers. He has performed in various famous movies like Thor/2, The Avengers/2 and Rush.
Man, Kevin looks Chris Hemsworth after he hit the gym.