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11.
the sound a cat makes when throwning up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball.
The cat is harking under the bed again. You clean it up
by PhlebotomyGirl March 02, 2006
 
1.
an exclamation of joy. or anything.
hark! i made an a!!
by i hate white people July 18, 2003
 
2.
A person in a state of drunkardness that results in inconceivably retarded actions.
Hark was a fucking retard last night. He shat right in the middle of the parking lot.
by Hark October 20, 2004
 
3.
a non sensical phrase uttered in moments of confusion or disbelief. The new day version of "what?" or "i beg your pardon?"
Example 1. disbelief

person 1. hey bro, I heard that girl you're into hooked up with your little brother yesterday

person 2. HARK?

Example 2. confusion

person 1. Entschuldigen Sie mich guter Herr, wo ist die Bibliothek?

person 2. hark?
by bdow19 June 12, 2009
 
4.
A way to say, "Season's Greetings" that is somewhat obtuse.
Hey John, Hark! Yeah, you too Dude, have a nice X-mas...
by Felicia Olver December 07, 2010
 
5.
Dweebish freak with a dependency (addiction) on Pepto Bismo.
Look at the janitor freak...what a hark!
by Darnell8 September 14, 2011
 
6.
To sing in the plummy rock baritone style of English singer-songwriter James Harker, halfway between the untrained manliness of Nick Cave and the preppy refinement of Josh Groban.
Listen to him, Harking away like that - one minute he thinks he's Nick Cave, the next he thinks he's Josh Groban!
by LordSummerisle March 02, 2011
 
7.
1.The acknowledgment of a particularly stupid or careless statement or action.

A)Person 1: "Man, you know Larry Johnson is a pretty good runningback."

Person 2: "HARK!!! you're a retard!"

B)Dating that girl was really freakin' hark!!
by Doug Korb September 04, 2007