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9. hark
the sound a cat makes when throwning up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball.
The cat is harking under the bed again. You clean it up
1. hark
an exclamation of joy. or anything.
hark! i made an a!!
2. Hark
A person in a state of drunkardness that results in inconceivably retarded actions.
Hark was a fucking retard last night. He shat right in the middle of the parking lot.
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3. hark
Dweebish freak with a dependency (addiction) on Pepto Bismo.
Look at the janitor freak...what a hark!
4. Hark
To sing in the plummy rock baritone style of English singer-songwriter James Harker, halfway between the untrained manliness of Nick Cave and the preppy refinement of Josh Groban.
Listen to him, Harking away like that - one minute he thinks he's Nick Cave, the next he thinks he's Josh Groban!
5. HARK
1.The acknowledgment of a particularly stupid or careless statement or action.

A)Person 1: "Man, you know Larry Johnson is a pretty good runningback."

Person 2: "HARK!!! you're a retard!"

B)Dating that girl was really freakin' hark!!
6. hark
1. To consume excess food, often food that belongs to others.

2. The sound effect made when one is eating a crunchy food like potato chips or extra crispy fried chicken.
"Damn, did you hark all of those donuts?!"

"I sure did!"

"We should call you Big Hark!"
7. Hark
To take possession of that which is not yours.
From the movie Strange Brew: "Those dudes harked our clothes!, who'd want to hark our clothes"
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