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Harboring a Groundhog 

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.
I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.
Harboring a Groundhog by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015

Harboring a Fugitive 

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.
"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

harboring a deuce 

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
harboring a deuce by botschaftler December 17, 2012

Hargobind Jandhu 

Hargobind Jandhu, he wears bomber jackets
Did you see Hargobind jandhu in his bomber jacket at BJ’s on the night of November 2nd, 2021 7:33pm, also the night of Zayne’s birthday ?
Hargobind Jandhu by baklava. November 23, 2021

hargobind 

A really nice guy who has big dreams and passions which makes it hard to believe anything can stop them
Have you heard Hargobinds new song? It's amazing!
hargobind by anonymous September 15, 2020

harboring "like"

a very awkward way of saying that you like someone.
how long have you been harboring "like" for me?