Hardleg

A person, usually male, that is always talking about sex. He is always talking about ass that he does not get, but wants you to think he does.

Jimmy: hey Jason, did you go home with that girl last night?

Jason(Hardleg): Man, you know i did. We screwed all night. she couldn't get enough of me.

Hardleg by gofishgo December 15, 2006

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Hardley Davidson

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.

After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

Hardley Davidson by Mommy Dearest March 12, 2009

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hard leg

US Army slang for a man, in reference to his member. Often used plurally to denote a sausage fest.

"Ain't nothin' but a bunch of hard legs and no ass to be found!"

hard leg by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

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HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.

This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018