Hairapist 

-noun her-uh-pist
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."

Not only does my hairapist provide me with great advice for life but I always leave with a wonderful new hair-do, feeling great on the inside and out!

Hairapist by Southernguy_NYC September 2, 2009

hairapist 

one who cuts hair for a living, and after many years of hearing it all, and providing advice, receives an honorary PHD in therapy.

Forget cosmetology, a cosmetologist, or barber......... a hairapist describes anyone who cuts hair and has heard it all, but also gives advice.

hairapist by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009

Harpist 

Someone (females especially) that plays the harp. Ridiculously good looking and long-legged, female harpists are a stunning breed. They are comfortable having a large piece of wood between their legs, which combined with their capable fingers, makes them highly sought after by males.
Harpists are deeply soulful people, but often feel uncomfortable voicing their emotions in public. Instead, they share through their enchanting music.
They constantly feel misunderstood and crave love and appreciation. They love hugs. Hugs allow them to show affection for someone without being all lovey-dovey (Which they hate).
Harpists are highly interesting people and fascinating to talk to. However, it can take time for some people to realise how amazing they are.
Harpists are known for being graceful and beautiful and are often associated with angels.

Dude, I totally would. Everyone knows all harpists are babes.

Harpist by USAkittykat December 20, 2010

Hairapist 

A person who has sex with hair without legal consent.

That hairapist put his wiener in my up-do.

Hairapist by RandallStorby September 28, 2012

Harpist 

a whore, prostitute or street walker. coming from female harp players who visit elementary schools to play because they are sleeping with a majority of the faculty

"We had an assembly today with a total harpist"

"That girl is such a harpist, she gets paid for sex"

Harpist by Sarah Mace November 2, 2004

Herapist 

A sexual therapist.

they help you talk about sex and dirty jokes.
May help lose virginity.
Will give advice on best positions!

Girl 1: I went to the local herapist and he was an animal! I gotta go again!
Girl 2: OMG I was thinking of going there!
Girl 1: I've been naughty!

Herapist by 1 Cool Guy January 26, 2020