Happy Slappy Jam 

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

Happy Slappy Jam by Vorshack July 6, 2020

happy slappy 

To pleasure oneself until you orgasm, or being wanked off/ pleased by someone else

Jessie gave John a happy slappy during class... What a slut

happy slappy by Langston Doobs October 10, 2016

happy sappy

Nauseatingly upbeat. Not only do you see the silver lining in every cloud, but you're always turning lemons into lemonade and sow's ears into silk purses. You're just so amazingly chipper that you inspire everyone around you to wonder if killing you might be considered justifiable homicide.

Even though we were down by thirty points, the cheerleaders were still so happy sappy that I wanted to slap them.

happy sappy by Fidgit January 28, 2009

Happy-slappy 

It's the sound that a man's balls make when he's fucking her from behind.

Will pulled a happy-slappy on Lainey.

Happy-slappy by James Lambert December 15, 2008

happy slappy 

Criminal acts, often caught on mobile video phone's and passed around to other children to witness. Often these are scenes of bullying, rape, and, in some cases murder.

Newspaper headline: "Happy slappy incident: gang of 19, average age 12, gang rape girl, 13".

happy slappy by Flatster November 26, 2005

Happy Snapped 

The process of sabotaging a photo for someone else by making funny faces in the background or any other way of ruining the photo.

First coined by a LBC presenter

"I happy snapped the Prime minister by making the v sign behind him"

Happy Snapped by TomTurner March 22, 2007

slappy happy 

The new way of saying "high five". It serves as a way to say, "hey yo" to friends, but includes rules. The rules: 1) When left hangin it is a "fumble", so anyone can steal it (after the person left hangin screams, "FUMBLE!"). 2) If you feel like being an asshole, or just feel like bringin some big defense into it, you can get an "interception" by basically putting your hand in the middle of some slappy happy that is goin on and stealing the slap from someone. The best defense is a combo move that takes electric hand speed; it could called both the “double interception” or “interception-fumble” because you hit both hands that are going for some slappy happy in less than 2 seconds. Slappy happy is extremely popular in high schools and colleges in both urban and suburban areas. Slappy happy is sweeping the world, and has been used on televsion in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Slappy happy was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his sophomore year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).

Nick: Hey son, gimme some slappy happy.
*Nick proceeds to collide hands with a friend, which almost always makes a painfully loud slap sound*
Friend: Ok yo, I'll see you around later.

slappy happy by B-RAM May 1, 2006