Happy fun bridge 

The place between your a$$hole and penis/vagina.

You need to shave your happy fun bridge!

Happy fun bridge by PP Mguire December 23, 2005

happy fun ball 

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

"Accept no substitutes!!"

happy fun ball by devilzukin December 3, 2003

happy fun hole of mystery

the vagina , also known as uncle willys diving well.

It was a dark lonely night , Sally looked at me intently. Did i dare enter the happy fun hole of mystery?

happy fun hole of mystery by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 25, 2004

Happy-Fun-Bath-Time 

The act of being in the presence of others whist preforming bathroom rituals ie. shaving/grooming ones self. Does not have to be contained to a bathroom can be in kitchen sink or other water orifaces'. Must always be happy and enjoying ones self.

'I was thinking about having a shower but then i decided to yell Happy-Fun-Bath-Time and everyone congrigated in the kitchen sink and I percided to shave my legs while others grooms whist in my presence. We were all happy and there was some hasting giggling' -The Mac

Happy-Fun-Bath-Time by moanington October 13, 2010

Happy Fun Ball 

The subject of a Saturday Night Live short, skewering products having lengthy disclaimers and a nod to the absurdity of foreign product commercials. The segment has achieved a degree of notoriety that it has found a non-specific underground familiarity and pops up in unexpected instances.

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

Happy Fun Ball by kinsmed May 17, 2008

happy fun times 

noun: This term can refer to any joyous or even nonsensical event.

My girlfriend and I enjoy happy fun times when she gets drunk and aroused.

When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.

happy fun times by EvanJM February 8, 2007

happy fun sock 

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

happy fun sock by DC August 6, 2003