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Hashmeer 

Whenever you see me, Hashmeer is in trouble. I like to chew gum and I like to blow a bubble. One time I blew, a bubble so big. Inside of the bubble, was a little kid. Little kid come out and he said to me "SHWHAT?" I say get your hands off my hot dog that is something -- can't touch.
Hashmeer by shplay April 27, 2003
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Hashmeer 

A member of Group X, a band that creates funny little songs like Peanuts, and Don't Touch That.
Peanuts: No peanuts makes Hashmeer mad!
Don't touch that: Every time you see him, Hashmeer is in trouble.
Hashmeer by Miles Nelken September 13, 2006
Being much more than just simply 'handsome'

Tall, dark & hot, attractive, nice, strong, cute, gorgeous, fit, cool, awesome, smart, amazing, nice, buff, bang tidy, funny, sweet, intelligent, adorable, charming, athletic, lovely, delicious, perfect, strong & yummy!

Has abnormally huge knob and likes to spank his Monkey!
hansome!
hansome by mscpg October 13, 2010

hashmeer 

A most awesome, gum chewing fellow.
IE:"You are a kind Hashmeer."

A member of Group X...and he didn't steal the freakin beats!
"Go Hashmeer go Hashmeer go Hashmeer and the rest can go away....SHWAT!???"
hashmeer by Bishmilla July 12, 2004

handsometer 

The scale on which guys are measured for their handsomeness.
Oh damn! That guy must be high up on the handsometer
handsometer by ooranoos January 30, 2017

Handsomer 

Telling someone they are more handsome than someone they think are not!
" you are more handsomer than LA Reid baby"
Handsomer by angelkisses123 October 13, 2011

Hashmeer 

on the rubix cube team
"Hashmeer like dat"
Hashmeer by Uncle Reemus March 13, 2003