Hanlon's Razor 

Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".

Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Hanlon's Razor, man. They probably had faulty information for you.

Hanlon's Razor by YoungLibertarian October 3, 2008

Mike hanlon 

Mike is a caring character who wants the best for everyone and is super sweet, he is apart of the losers club and is homeschooled on a farm, he cares about others before himself and is a overall amazing character that deserved the world

Person 1: I love mike hanlon

Person 2: who doesn’t

Mike hanlon by 🤠🤚 March 29, 2020

O'Hanlon Distance 

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.

Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

O'Hanlon Distance by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

Hanlon's Razor 

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

Hanlon's Razor by jltdkllr July 26, 2011

o'hanlon 

The area surrounding the left nipple of female.

My O'Hanlon is hurting doctor.

o'hanlon by Cuppy-Cuppy-Coo-Coo April 26, 2008

Hanlon Street Hustler 

Word used primarily to describe young men who enjoy sex with old women, usually involving walking sticks, prune juice and lots of lube.

Retired Granny 1: Hey doris did you see that strapping young lad in ward 2.
Retired Granny 2: I sure did. He's such a hanlon street hustler.
Retired Granny 1: Hed be worth staying awake past 5pm for.
Retired Granny 2: OOHH edna you saucy minx!

Hanlon Street Hustler by LOZZDOGGY October 16, 2008

hanloned 

To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.

hanloned by codeallday February 20, 2015