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A form of masturbation where you tie a shoelace around your neck and dick. Named after the city of Bangkok, where actor David Carradine attempted this with disastrous results.
Wow, the Hangkok sounded like a great idea before, I mean, tying a shoelace around your neck and dick is just sheer genius and would surely get me off, but after hearing about David Carradine dying from it I'm not so sure anymore...
Hangkok by deathwish124 June 13, 2009
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when you get so happy you look like your having a stroke
Kylie don't pull another Hanoke
Hanoke by H Elizabeth B July 25, 2019

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.
Hankologyism by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

Hankotize 

To needless complicate a simple problem.
Its just a basic task, no need to hankotize it!
Hankotize by Crankyjoe December 31, 2012

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?
Hankologyism by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008

hanakok.un 

This is a cosplayer with over 5k followers
She cosplays Hanako-Kun, Junko Enoshima, Mikan Tsumiki, Kokichi Ouma and I’m sure more!
Person 1: Hey have you seen Hanakok.in’s new video
Person 2: Omg hanakok.un is so sweet
hanakok.un by Sabidoodle November 30, 2020