Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Haibo 

Is an expression of surprise in cases that make you be like, wow

Haibo, who said we are friends?

Haibo by Xhosa ndim September 18, 2019

Haribo Roulette 

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul

Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.

Haribo Roulette by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015

Hanbok 

A traditional type of Korean dress. Often characterized by vibrant colors and simple lines without pockets. Hanbok is worn as semi-formal or formal wear during traditional festivals and celebrations.

Hanbok is one of the most beautiful traditional dresses in the world.

Hanbok by CrosswordPuzzle October 31, 2011

Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka 

Mitsukuni Haninozuka, also known as "Hunny" (coming from his last name), is one of the oldest members of the host club in the anime/manga known as Ouran High School Host Club. He is very childish and short for his age.

His cousin of the same age Takashi Morinozuka is usually found right beside him (acting as an accessory of sorts), and typically takes care of him. However the both of them are masters in martial arts.

Hunny has a particularly strong sweet tooth and is almost always seen eating some sugary treat (which, at one point, gives him a very awful cavity).

He is also noted to be carrying around his famous stuffed rabbit "Usa-chan".

Not much is known about his mother, but his father owns a series of dojos for training in martial arts. Hunny had fought him once, and won.

Hunny has a younger brother who doesn't approve of Hunny's lifestyle. He is often bitter towards his older brother and feels almost overshadowed by him.

One of the Haninozuka traditions is to fight upon seeing another family member.

Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka is a dangerous, but cute, fighting machine.

Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka by OuranFan December 31, 2009

hanio 

the language of the cottonballs.

"Hey Alden, your cottonball just spoke!"
"Yeah I know, hanio is his native language"

hanio by AJ P. January 12, 2008