Buffalo Handcart

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

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Handparty

The act of masturbation - applies to both the male and female gender. May involve one or several people.

"Dude, last night I totally had a handparty in your sister's room."

Handparty by JasonFasho January 19, 2009

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A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.

Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.

Handyman Whore by Poofers February 16, 2006

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The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.

"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"

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Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

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A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

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Often, the crystallised form of Ecstasy, MDMA, is added to a small amount of water so the consumer can avoid snorting. This is known as Handywater.

'Oi lad, just gonna go fill half this glass with handywater'

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