handwasher
Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.
handwasher by Louise46 May 26, 2009
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Handwasher
NOUN mass noun a person that washes their hands rigorously
• a person that washes other people's hands.
• a person that washes another person named "Joses" hands
• a wet Aardvark
• a person that washes other people's hands.
• a person that washes another person named "Joses" hands
• a wet Aardvark
David : howdy Samantha have you heard of the new 'handwasher' in town?
Samantha : howdy david, aven't heard of 'em, but that's exciting! Yippeee!
David : isn't it? God bless America.
Samantha : howdy david, aven't heard of 'em, but that's exciting! Yippeee!
David : isn't it? God bless America.
Handwasher by theguythatinventedthewordatequ April 9, 2023
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innocent handwasher
One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
innocent handwasher by maddash15 August 23, 2011
teenage handratchet
Your hand during masturbating
teenage handratchet by Decay Soulcrusher October 10, 2020
Mechanics Handwasher
Similar to a Handwasher, the art of double fisting in an orifice, moving the hands in an alternating motion to mimick hand washing. But particularly using swarfega as the soap lube of choice.
Finally got chance to try a Handwasher last night but I could only find some swarfega so it ended up a Mechanics Handwasher!
Mechanics Handwasher by Barney18680 April 30, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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