handwich

Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...

Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?

Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...

handwich by flockit February 13, 2015

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Second-Handwich

When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.

John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.

Second-Handwich by k8t419 November 12, 2011

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a crime fighting super hero, whose true identity is ham sandwich

look up in the sky..its a bird...its a ham sandwich, wait no its sam handwich

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The ingredients of a sandwich, sans bread, created in ones own hand for eating pleasure.

Hey man sorry i cant kick it today, im eating so many handwiches

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1. A person with a disability.

2. A person that despite their disability are able to do usefull and handy things for others .

Hey bro you can't park there it's handichap parking only.

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When a girl is sandwiched between two guys, and giving them each a handjob.

Hannah is such a slut, i saw her give a handwich at Luke's party.

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A word to describe an angry or furious disabled person

This autistic kid getting handichapped fr