Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.

Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.

by CCFI March 7, 2007

jig handler

An old beat up Cadillac driven by a black man

Man, look at the gold rims on that jig handler

by Turd Ferguson, III December 5, 2007

Pan Handlers

1. Those training in the art of scooting a pan.
2. A member of Pan Scooting International

John X was one of the most revered Pan Handlers in the Pan Scooting A League during the 80s...

by Mark Walker November 29, 2007

Gash handler

Pimp

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.

by Haggisface December 7, 2012

Clam Handlers

Female version of Dick Beaters, Lady Hands, a woman’s hands.

Hey Lady! Keep your clam handlers off my vehicle!!

by DirtyluluJ March 28, 2023

hawg handler

a person, usually male, who just has to fuck the biggest, fattest, ugliest bitches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..

did you see that fat fukn huge, ugly cunt Lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.

Ya, he is a total hawg handler!

by hawg handler June 15, 2011

Chelsea Handler

quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.

Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!

by missmk420 September 2, 2008