Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
by Freezerbabies July 29, 2008
mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!
by Greg freezy June 16, 2008
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
The guy in the corner of every party that you know doesn’t fit. He looks around at the younger people rubbing his handle bar mustache.
by Poochy boy November 11, 2021
1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.
Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!
I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.
She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.
She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
by Mainstream Fuckboi October 25, 2015
When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.
This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.
"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
by TooRayYay April 24, 2020