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premature handlation 

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.
Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.
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premature honkulation 

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.
a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.

Hangulation 

The angle of approach and hang time you have while attempting any sort of jump.
You need the correct hangulation to take off and stick that landing.
Hangulation by Smerrk November 1, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026