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1.
A term coined by the webcomic El Goonish Shive. A handicat is the word for being unable to move because a cat is sitting on your lap or another part of your body.
I ended up stuck in a chair all afternoon because I had a handicat.
by Daniel "Dann" Woolf August 14, 2008
 
2.
a very "special" breed of cat
boy- ur cats been staring at the wall for like 20 min.
girl- yeah he's handicat.
by Enragedwalrus March 17, 2011