handicat

A term coined by the webcomic El Goonish Shive. A handicat is the word for being unable to move because a cat is sitting on your lap or another part of your body.

I ended up stuck in a chair all afternoon because I had a handicat.

by Daniel "Dann" Woolf August 14, 2008

handicat

a very "special" breed of cat

boy- ur cats been staring at the wall for like 20 min.
girl- yeah he's handicat.

by Enragedwalrus March 17, 2011