A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
by USAF Cadet January 6, 2021
The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.
Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"
Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"
Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."
Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."
Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"
Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."
Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."
by tygotmojjo February 25, 2007
Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.
Guy: Yo bro whats up?
Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.
Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?
Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.
Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!
Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.
Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?
Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.
Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!
by Somanking May 17, 2011
When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.
by David VanDyke November 8, 2006
by Thatbaldwinbro November 12, 2015
When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.
Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.
by The hairless wonder December 3, 2017
A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.
by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021