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1.
Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.
Guy: Yo bro whats up?

Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.

Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?

Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.

Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!
by Somanking May 16, 2011
 
2.
another name for hamburger helper according to the Iphone
I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.
by flip2liv June 23, 2011