hand raise 

when your cruising in your car and someone pisses you off, then you put the back of your hand out of the window and you raise and lower your hand in a quick motion. then they will be like "What the fuck are they waiving at?"

Whooo haaa! Hand Raise Yo Bitch Ass!!!!!

hand raise by DJ JC February 5, 2008

raise my hand 

1. When you think you know what should be done/take the lead in a situation or when you think that you can make the right decision.
2. When you want to vote on something.

Examples for "raise my hand"
1. -Who wants to go inside first?

-I'm raising my hand!
2. -Who did you vote for, Mark?

-I raised my hand for Trump.

raise my hand by Cyrus Dark November 6, 2017

hand raiser 

Annoying person, usually completely socially inept who can not, for the absolute life of them, keep their damn hands down in class. Usually ends in a hatred for that person.
These folk take up precious time and neurons. A detriment to society in general.

End of class is nearing.....
Prof: So "extremely simple concept, summarized in a simple, straight-forward fasion" --What Hank?

Hand raiser Hank: Well, do you actually mean "Reiteration of simple concept, repeated backverbatim , but with an emphasis at end of statement signifying a question"

Prof: Umm, yeah, thats it.

Class: Shut the FUCK UP! Keep your fuckig hand down in Lecture, No One Cares.

A mob ensues.....

hand raiser by -Ren- December 13, 2008

The Boi Hand Is Being Raised 

When you are about to boi someone for doing something boi-worthy.

Tim: "What's Obama's last name?"
Me: "THE BOI HAND IS BEING RAISED!!!!!!!!!"

The Boi Hand Is Being Raised by GREGRICK June 6, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016