hand lotion bomb 

Similar to a hand sanitizer bomb but the main ingredient being lotion. A bit messier to clean up, much more obvious to the afflicted.
See:
Lotion Bomb

"Damn it! Now I just got hit with a hand lotion bomb!"

hand lotion bomb by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008

Mexican Hand Lotion 

Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

Mexican Hand Lotion by El Batman July 5, 2009

handlotion 

Code for a substance used for making masturbation feel like the real deal.

Bro, pass me the handlotion... Its about to be lit .

handlotion by Sixtynineallday October 30, 2018

premature handlation 

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.

Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

premature handlation by jessymadethis December 27, 2010