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When you slap your buddy (in the face) with a giant piece of ham. Best done with a piece 25 ounces or bigger.
Guy one: Dannng, did you see Mike just get Hamslapped??

Guy two: Yeah, that was awesome!
by swineslapper February 16, 2010
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When a bitch needs a slappin', and the hand isn't enough.
I''ma Hamslap the **** out of that bitch!

Yo, she is gonna get a hamslap if she don't shut the **** up.
by DCK305 February 26, 2010
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someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.
Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.
by MOJO5G January 26, 2017
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