Happiness Hangover 

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

Happiness Hangover by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011

Halping 

Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.

Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.

"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."

Halping by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011

The Center of Our Happiness 

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?

In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

The Center of Our Happiness by Monkey's Dad December 14, 2022

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

Harping 

To rag on. To make fun of. To get on someones case.

Joe "Billy you are an idiot I cant believe you did that"
Billy " Quit harping on me man"

Harping by jbabz October 7, 2009

humpinothers 

Eskimo word for a person you are with but not exclusively.

“Hey man, so what are you and Cathy?”
“Oh we’re just humpinothers.”
“ So it’s not too serious?”
“No not really”

humpinothers by GingerMain March 1, 2018

hamgina 

When a spiral cut ham is displayed so that the separation of the ham slices resembles a vagina.

"Woah, dude, look at the size of that hamgina that Mom just put on the table. That gets me hot."

hamgina by dlky April 16, 2009