1 definition by DuckMeAndLuck

There are three guys. One is the board, one the hammer, and one the nail. The nail gets in between the board and hammer, and the hammer shoves his dick into the nail so hard, it causes the nail to then enter the board with his dick. Thus, hammering the nail into the board.
"Man, when Ricky said he wanted to Hammer N' Nail, I didn't think I would be the nail!"
by DuckMeAndLuck January 10, 2017
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