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hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

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Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

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