Blackout hammertossed 

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

Blackout hammertossed by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

hammerfasted 

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.

Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.

hammerfasted by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

hammerdamn 

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.

'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'

hammerdamn by yer maw wants ma cock May 17, 2009

1903 pocket hammerless 

A pistol developed in 1895 by colt for the growing concealed-weapon self defence industry being spawned by poor conditions in the inner cities. The parameters where simple, To create a compact pistol that would draw without catching on anything, fires a common round. The answer came in two versions, the 1903 pocket hammerless and the 1903 vest pocket hammerless. The latter was a scaled down version. The pocket hammerless fired .32 ACP and the Vest-pocket hammerless fired .25 ACP.
Both where very sucessful, infact, the pocket hammerless survived is a browning design that was produced by Fabrique Nationale in Belgium untill 1987. May have been one of the longest produced pistoles of all time.

"A 1903 pocket hammerless colt is concealable, light and easy on the draw"

1903 pocket hammerless by ElvisTrigger October 18, 2008

hammerdasher 

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo

"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."

hammerdasher by JKrieg March 8, 2008

hammerwasted 

The state of extreme drunkenness, often employed by students of Magdalen college, Oxford. Etymology- derived from 'hammered' and 'wasted'

Q: "Are you drinking tonight?"
A: "Yup. I'm getting hammerwasted".

hammerwasted by Stove April 26, 2005

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk 

the drunkest you have every been and do not remember anything for the next 2 days.

Dude I was so hammeredassblackedoutdrunk last night I don't remember anything.

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk by Joshua Gerrard August 22, 2007