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HAM
acronym hot ass mess; specifically in reference to an inebriated individual
Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.
by kpoo April 25, 2011
 
44.
Ham
A condiment used on sammiches made for guys by their bitches.
Hey bitch!, make me a ham and cheese sandwich on whole wheat bread. Use Hellmanns Mayonaise AND I DON'T WANT CRUST!
by dikkid October 17, 2011
 
45.
HAM
Acronym for He's A Mess.
Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.
by Hamalicious September 27, 2011
 
46.
HAM
Acronym meaning Hot Ass Mess....
I can't believe she left the house looking like a HAM!
by trich010 November 20, 2010
 
47.
ham
To go crazy,to act out in a wild way
She going ham on that dick!!!
by shaunell June 18, 2008
 
48.
ham
hot ass mess
damn i didnt know josh and fred were such hams
by Brendo835 March 28, 2009
 
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HAM
Hot Asian Man/Men. Can be found at beaches with out shirts. Are realted to HAW's (hot asian women). Love it when u smack that!!! <3
Damn!!! That HAM wanted me to rub sunblock all over his sexy body!!
by Krazychichi18 May 02, 2007