Hory As Maori
"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
by old skoolar May 26, 2013
A condiment used on sammiches made for guys by their bitches.
Hey bitch!, make me a ham and cheese sandwich on whole wheat bread. Use Hellmanns Mayonaise AND I DON'T WANT CRUST!
by dikkid October 17, 2011
hot ass mess
damn i didnt know josh and fred were such hams
by Brendo835 March 28, 2009
Hot Asian Man/Men. Can be found at beaches with out shirts. Are realted to HAW's (hot asian women). Love it when u smack that!!! <3
Damn!!! That HAM wanted me to rub sunblock all over his sexy body!!
by Krazychichi18 May 02, 2007
slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect
Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.
by Ligeia June 22, 2011
Hot Ass Mess
Tyler: Look at that sexy ham walking over here
Paige: did you just call your girlfriend a ham?!
Tyler: yeah you know... Ham = Hot Ass Mess
Paige: You just called your girlfriend a mess...
Tyler: A hot one at that...
by greynjack624 March 31, 2011
Ugly, extremely ugly.
You mess with her? Gross cuhhs that bitch is hammered . " OR " Dont talk to me, you're ham
by kayja December 28, 2010
Verb - To Ham
To gain weight, usually to the point of obesity.
Wow, the girl used to be so pretty, then she hammed up.
by Thereisnoonebythisname July 19, 2010

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