Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

by stare November 6, 2011

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed August 14, 2008

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023