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1.
someone who is laid back and well known for people being able to confront with their problems
I need to talk to someone about my problems...where is a halpern when you need it?
by CHILIZZZNUM1 June 05, 2006
 
2.
A person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.
Mom- "Son, I found this bag of pot in your room today"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"
by Bluntsnakes December 29, 2010