Dimwitted person. Simpleton. Slow. Stupid. Dullard.
People who put people's names on here to slag them off.
by GayRevolutionary July 05, 2003
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by Q March 06, 2004
Someone who is foolish or senseless.
My ex boyfriend is such a half-wit.
by katie was here August 03, 2007
stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.
calfhead is a fuckin half wit!
by zabba September 11, 2003
1. A person of subnormal intelligence.

2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.

3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by Cupcke27 September 26, 2011
A spoilt layabout brat who bought his way in to Oxford University. After suffering from a bad case of posh existential angst (the kind of malaise that only posh types suffer) he embarked on a campaign of summer of love in the Big Brother house: this summer of love was whiled away killing cute little rodents with execrable singing, making obscene gestures at mature ladies, ogling anything with a pulse and crying over spilt milk. Being a work-dodging, posh boy wastrel, he mistakenly thought hippy ideology meant living off daddy's fat wallet and talking complete bollocks all day. Hobby hippies are usually to be found under a rock or in a dark corner soliloquising the mantra of "dude cool cat man, dude cool cat man..." until they cum all over their cruddy old dressing gowns. Halfwit now intends to pursue a career in politics as a Tory MP. This is good. He will join the other countless MPs who've also 'lived' a debased, shallow and superficial existence and who then go on to obtain positions of power that dictate the life entire of honest hard working individuals. This is life, this is reality, this is democracy...
Halfwit philosophising: "Like man, dude, great ambition, the desire of real superiority, of leading and directing, seems like dude to be altogether peculiar to man, and speech is the great instrument of ambition like."
by Quarterwit August 19, 2009
Individual incapable of grasping concepts easily understood by a gorilla.
I enjoy tailgating with my friends at MSU, but they're all half wits and I find myself growing dumber by the day.
by JoeMayo November 07, 2014

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