SEXY TO THE MAX.
fuck us on rooftops.
John: "I love the amazement in the other kid's eyes when they see my junk in the change room. They think i have genes from the black mamba when really i just have a halfie!"
Sam: "What is a halfie?"
John: "It's when i arouse my penis just a tad so that it looks like my penis is bigger."
Sam: "You really fooled me, i thought you where born that way!"
The halfie phenomenon is a Norwegian word, invented by a globetrotting guy from the west coast, on his travels to Paris, he discovered a way more interesting way to take pictures of himself in his endless quest for likes on various social media sites. Halfie is now taking the world by storm starting with Norway and Paris, and quickly spreading to the United States.
Selfies are so 2013, it's all about them halfies now a days.
She took a halfie in the mirror today, and it was fabulous
2.) Hey you guys want some sodas? I got some Pepsi in the 'fridgerator...You two? I got some Shasta & RC Cola in the basement...Fucking halfies.