the state of being totally fucked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action.
dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan
other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression
at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan
other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression
at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
by the dean of deans January 14, 2012
When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.
by Noah the nigger November 18, 2017
I'll only call you when it's half past five.
by Thefatherofjuly April 6, 2017
HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
A term used to describe a place that experiences high temperatures and humidity for prolonged periods of time, usually in the triple digits.
Tim: Man, it's been 107 degrees for the past week!
James: What do you expect? We live half-past Hell!
James: What do you expect? We live half-past Hell!
by Kresnik June 8, 2011
by J. Malik April 11, 2006
Tis The Hour Of Buisness! Between the hour 10:30-11:30 tis officially recognized as the hour of business. To show your participation, your pant legs must be rolled up to your knees. It originated at an Asian massage parlor when half past 10 occurs, no more happy endings for free.
by The Organization of Buisness November 7, 2018