dirty haisell 

When you ditch the fat girl to have sex with her slightly less fat friend!

Dude, so I went to that girls house last night and there was nothing but thick crust all around, but don't worry I totally found one that was not as fat and dirty haisell'd her!

dirty haisell by ol'drrty March 14, 2009

hassellhoffed 

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.

After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.

hassellhoffed by wvumommy September 13, 2010

hansell

Beautiful prince with the hair of Thor and the biceps of Zues. Constantly in the search for a princess with lots of candy ;)

Did you see that guy over there planting flowers? He's definitely a Hansell.

hansell by Cdaddibea January 6, 2016

james hasell 

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.

james hasell by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013

Haisel 

Haisel is a great best friend with a feminine name that no one questions after meeting him. His laugh is contagious and makes you feel warm all over. He will always make sure you're happy and smiling even if he isnt. He will go out of his way to find out what's wrong. Haisel's not afraid to ask you if you're okay twice if you say you are, but he knows you aren't. He isn't afraid to express his own feelings either. His feelings usually come out in tears but you have to try to comfort him the way he comforts you. He is your strength when you feel like you couldn't be any weaker. Although he cries often you will most likely see him with a huge smile on his face. Haisel's a great best friend so don't take his love for granted if he gives it to you. If you find Haisel, keep him. Treasure him. Always remind him how much you love him because he gets sensitive about it sometimes.

"You see that beaming young man over there, he must be Haisel"

Haisel by Katie580 September 18, 2016

hassell 

fool

your a hassell

hassell by roo June 20, 2003

Haizelle 

Haizelle is a very loving person, Sometimes even too loving and taken for granted. Haizelle is a very beautiful girl and can lighten up anyone’s day with just a smile. She is very smart, and also always puts those she loves above herself.

Haizelle is a beautiful girl.

Haizelle by Haizelle June 1, 2020