A large tuft of man hair on the chest that unfortunately grows in the formation of a 1970's tuxedo shirt. Most commonly used in code to make fun of someone with excessive body hair.
1. That is the hottest hairy tuxedo I have ever seen!
2. That guy doesn't even need a shirt. He could just rock that hairy tuxedo.
2. That guy doesn't even need a shirt. He could just rock that hairy tuxedo.
by Titless Cher November 2, 2008
A man's chest hair that grows in the pattern of a 70's leisure suit, thus looking like he is wearing a tuxedo...even though he has no shirt.
Friend 1: So how did your date go last night?
Friend 2: Everything was fine until we went swimming and I saw that he was rockin a hairy tuxedo.
Friend 2: Everything was fine until we went swimming and I saw that he was rockin a hairy tuxedo.
by Punkrckrmommy January 16, 2009