hairy nuts
hairy nuts by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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You can link my hairly nut
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
You can link my hairly nut by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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singed nut hairs
Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.
Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.
singed nut hairs by Luigi August 12, 2004
Slicks the Nut Hairs
Slicks the Nut Hairs by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
A Nut Hair Away
When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.
Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”
Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
A Nut Hair Away by A Nut Hair June 20, 2021