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HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE

Based on the unorthodox sexual practices enjoyed by Bill Pullman's character Detective Harry Ambrose on the show The Sinner, a Harry Ambrose is when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, pull out a chunk of their pubic hair and in an Emeril Lagase style manner, throw the pubes onto said ejaculate. The act is only complete if after the pubes are placed that you step on your partner's fingernails until they turn black and/or purple.
EVER SINCE HE GAVE ME A HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE, MY SHIRT SEEMS TO BE STUCK INSIDE MY BELLY BUTTON
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juicy hairy hairy tits that contain milk and go badoinkadonk
have you seen that guy who goes OO EE OO AA AA?

yes, I heard he has juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

Prince Hair Harry 

It's the best hairstyle and era from Harry Styles.
Prince Hair Harry should be everyone's favorite era, it's just the best.

long hair harry 

The DEFINITION of perfect. Prince hair Harry (phh) cannot compete. I’m sorry but it’s the truth. Often abbreviated to lhh.
Person 1: “Do you prefer long hair harry or prince hair harry?”
Person 2: “lhh, duh! The people who prefer phh are lying to you.”

harry potter hair 

When a person hair is unavoidably messed up. you can comb it, gel it, hairspray it, nothing keeps this hair in line, it is untameable
that guy has harry potter hair
harry potter hair by EmlyLizabet December 17, 2010

Hair on Hair

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.
1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair.
2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy...
3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.
Hair on Hair by JohnBoy October 27, 2004

prince hair harry 

the BEST era of harry styles i will be taking NO arguements and if you disagree then you’re wrong.
prince hair harry is better than frat boy harry