Harry'd 

To be scammed over the internet

This guy just 'Harry'd' me for $200 for an xbox he didn't even have in the 1st place

Harry'd by HarryISaRIPPER May 13, 2010

hairy drooper 

A naked woman who is blessed with huge mammoth size low hanging breasts (that may feature significant stretch marks), tailored with a monstrous hairy trampoline between her legs that prevents any exposure of camel toe or such. Species often found in popular 70's pornographic magazines.

She's a fine hairy drooper that one...

hairy drooper by Gripping journey January 23, 2018

the hairy dude that climbs trees 

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh

the hairy dude that climbs trees by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

Hairy Dan 

Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."

person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.

Hairy Dan by Phil Cabinet July 19, 2017

Hairy Dick 

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Hairy Dick by Izers December 5, 2018

hairy dartboard 

A slang word for the bumhole.

did you put your finger in her hairy dartboard?

hairy dartboard by Gerth May 3, 2007

Hairy Dumpkin 

Petting your dog while taking a shit.

An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.

Hairy Dumpkin by maryanopause May 25, 2008