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The act in which you blow your load (cum, sperm, jizz, etc) in your bitch's face, then shave your pubes all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.
I gave Mary a Hairy Douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like Chewbacca.
by Peanut2630 July 10, 2008
Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead
"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.
by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013