Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.

Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."

Sneaky Hairstylist by straight grizz September 25, 2010

I.G.U. Hairstyle 

A short, mannish hairstyle typically worn by middle-aged women. By adopting this hairstyle, a woman sends the clear message that "I Give Up" on trying to look either stylish or attractive.

I guess Bob's wife Carol just doesn't care anymore. First she put on an extra 30 pounds, and now she is sporting an I.G.U. hairstyle.

I.G.U. Hairstyle by LittleMich68 September 15, 2009

hairstyles of the damned 

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

hairstyles of the damned by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006

Hairstylist 

An eccentric yet lovable artist that cuts, styles, and dyes hair for a living. Rarley, straight, quiet, or classy.

My hairstylist Teri is spunky, funny, and cute. She fits the steryotype (above). I'm bi and have the biggest crush on her! (I couldn't get over her stripper impression!)

Hairstylist by free spirit stefanie September 11, 2010

shag hairstyle 

A very popular hairstyle during the late 1970's and early 1980's. It came into popularity with the phasing out of the "afro." Affectionately known as the "black man's mullett."

Brothers used to come their hair back and puff it out at the end to achieve the "shag" look.

shag hairstyle by Big G represent August 25, 2004

Hairstyles of the Damned 

Funniest book of all time, yet has really important morals to get across to teenagers... Probably the most messed up book of ALL time, yet very realistic and is DEFINATLY entertaining. If you have an English project where you can pick your own book READ this book, unless you have to do quotes... like every other sentance has the f word...

person 1: "Hairstyles of the Damned is the best book everrrrr."
person 2: XD "It was mad funny."

Hairstyles of the Damned by Megan Fx September 12, 2009

hairstyle runner

A Wooly Willy-like game featuring Homestar Runner.

Strong Mad lived out his name when someone emailed him a Hairstyle Runner idea.

hairstyle runner by Gryff March 10, 2004